No future Astros, but one honorary Astro with a birthday today ~
FSN Analyst Steve Sparks (47)
Steve Sparks never pitched for the Astros, but he has become an honorary Astro as he has provided analysis for the Astros on FSN for some time now. When he did pitch, he was a knuckleballer ... according to baseball, only one of seven true knuckleballers in the 21st century. His career was temporarily sidetracked when he hurt his shoulder trying to tear a phonebook in half.