If you follow the crowd you might get lost in it
Are there any sports that wouldn't be improved by adding a polar bear?
Everything on earthquake prone surfaces should just be built on Tempur-Pedic mattresses
You can almost always substitute Nutella for a serious relationship
It's all fun and games till 10% battery remaining shows up
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs..But I totally trust a dog when it doesn't like a person
They should call Crepes Frenchilladas